dear people that don’t think about me while jerking off;
what the fuck is your problem
I did a Tumblr search for “Toasters” in hopes of finding some Hard Man Fe Dead gems and instead I got this and I’m crying I’m laughing so hard oh god I can;’t breateh
fuck that, ever since Jar Jar Binks told me to invest in Pets.com I’ve sworn off financial advice from dudes in masks popularized by Natalie Portman movies
the only facebook page i don’t regret liking
"John Goodman??? Really?? like, skinny john goodman>???"